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12 O’s of Christmas

The Orioles are taking their customary “measured” approach to the offseason, which means as the holidays approach, there is very little in the way of O’s news. This is problematic, as it gives my mind a chance to wander to… dangerous places. With that in mind, I offer you…

 

12 O’s of Christmas

 

 

On the first day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

The hope they can re-sign Manny.

 

On the second day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

Two J’s in a row,

And the hope they can re-sign Manny.

 

On the third day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

Three series trophies,

Two J’s in a row,

And the hope they can re-sign Manny.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

Four, calling names,

Three series trophies,

Two J’s in a row,

And the hope they can re-sign Manny.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

FIVE GOLD GLOVES.

Four, calling names,

Three series trophies,

Two J’s in a row,

And I hope we can re-sign Manny.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

Six Schoops-a-doping,

FIVE GOLD GLOVES.

Four, calling names,

Three series trophies,

Two J’s in a row,

And the hope they can re-sign Manny.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

Seven seniors coaching,

Six Schoops-a-doping,

FIVE GOLD GLOVES.

Four, calling names,

Three series trophies,

Two J’s in a row,

And the hope they can re-sign Manny.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

Eight iron men streaking,

Seven seniors coaching,

Six Schoops-a-doping,

FIVE GOLD GLOVES.

Four, calling names,

Three series trophies,

Two J’s in a row,

And I hope we can re-sign Manny.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

Nine Bradies posing,

Eight iron men streaking,

Seven seniors coaching,

Six Schoops-a-doping,

FIVE GOLD GLOVES.

Four, calling names,

Three series trophies,

Two J’s in a row,

And the hope they can re-sign Manny.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

Ten AJs eating,

Nine Bradies posing,

Eight iron men streaking,

Seven seniors coaching,

Six Schoops-a-doping,

FIVE GOLD GLOVES.

Four, calling names,

Three series trophies,

Two J’s in a row,

And the hope they can re-sign Manny.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

Eleven Andinos cursing,

Ten AJs eating,

Nine Bradies posing,

Eight iron men streaking,

Seven seniors coaching,

Six Schoops-a-doping,

FIVE GOLD GLOVES.

Four, calling names,

Three series trophies,

Two J’s in a row,

And the hope they can re-sign Manny.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Orioles gave to me…

Twelve Reynolds whiffing,

Eleven Andinos cursing,

Ten AJs eating,

Nine Bradies posing,

Eight iron men streaking,

Seven seniors coaching,

Six Schoops-a-doping,

FIVE GOLD GLOVES.

Four, calling names,

Three series trophies,

Two J’s in a row,

And I hope we can re-sign Manny!

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