After a week away, they guys settle back into old routines: experieincing the existential dread of Orioles fandom. But, hey: at least the uniforms were weird?
The Baseball Widows make their annual appearance, and class the place up, as always. Meanwhile, the guys get philosophical, and seek happiness in the 2019 Orioles.
If you didn't enjoy this week of Orioles Baseball, you are all wet. And if you missed some of the games, don't be too hard on yourself. Blame it on the rain.
The tax deadline has come and gone, but whether you owe or not, you must agree that this Orioles season - like Orioles fandom - has become very taxing.
A week into the season, and the wheels haven't fallen off. That's not meant as backhanded as it sounds - this team is still fun to watch, and we'll take it.