Author: Jake English

Jake has what might best be described as an Orioles “problem.” No matter how poorly the team treated him during the long losing streak, he just kept coming back for more. As the show’s optimist, he constantly looks for the silver lining in any terrible outcome. Whereas he acknowledges the value of advanced metrics, he thinks the pendulum has swung completely too far, and likes to balance statistical analysis with what he can see with his own two eyes. Be warned: there is no length to which he won’t go for a pun. Such men can be dangerous. Away from the podcast, Jake lives in Harford County with his beautiful (not to mention, tolerant) wife and two amazing kids. Some day, he’d like to build a boat. He loves reading, the Beatles, and he excels at pretending he’s not a grown up.

March 20, 2018Blog

Better Late Than Never: Orioles Try to Try

Jake puts his pitchfork down and contemplates the posibility of hope, in wake of the Alex-Cobb-to-the-Orioles news/rumors swirling in Birdland.
February 13, 2018Blog

Orioles Valentines

Love is in the air. Use these Orioles-themed valentines to land that free agent in your life.
February 2, 2018Blog

2018 Orioles Motivational Posters

To get through the remainder of the offseason, Orioles fans need a little motivation. Here is some inspiration to help get you to pitchers and catchers.
December 20, 2017Blog

Come Back to the O’s and Sign

We've combined a traditional holiday song that completely misunderstands the concept of consent with a front office that completely misunderstands what the Manny Machado market looks like.
September 19, 2017Blog

From the Pressbox: Orioles Suffer Second Consecutive Extra Innings Loss

You lost today kid... but it doesn't mean you have to like it. The O's season grows short, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy a good, close game.
September 12, 2017Blog

All My Friends Are Sad

We may have more time on our hands than we'd like this fall, so why not knock out your reading list? Start with our take on a new classic.