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2013 BEVy Awards

Published by Bird's Eye View at July 17, 2013

The BEVys are here!

After months of obsessing, planning, and teasing, the 2013 BEVy Awards show is here! The BEVys is an annual award show presented by the Bird’s Eye View podcast to recognize outstanding praise- and mock-worthy achievements by the Baltimore Orioles, their fans, related media, and anyone else who looks at us the wrong way.

The show features an embarrassing opening, guest appearances by some of our friends and colleagues in the Bird-o-sphere, and special musical appearances by Orioles-related musical acts. It’s very important that as you listen to the show, you lower your expectations, and keep them on the floor.

Here are your 2013 BEVys…

From Bird’s Eye View

Biggest Regression to the Norm

Winner: Jason Hammel

Best Call (Announcer)

Winner: Joe Angel (Chris Dickerson Walk-Off)

From Baltimorons

2013 Dan Duquette Reclamation Project of the Year Award

Winner: Chris Dickerson

2013 Brady Anderson’s ’96 Season Memorial Award for Power That We Hope Isn’t Too Good to Be True

Winner: Chris Davis

From Section 336

Best Orioles Storyline for 2013

Winner: Chris Davis

Best Mustache In Baseball

Winner: T.J. MacFarland

From Orioles Spastics

Greatest Illusion

Winner: Chris Tillman

Golden Egg Award

Winner: Matt Wieters

From Orioles Uncensored

Taylor Teagarden Captain Clutch Award

Winner: Nick Markakis

Joe Saunders Award

Winner: Miguel Gonzalez

From Eutaw Street Report

Randy Wolf Memorial Forgotten Man

Winner: Alex Burnett

Best Jersey to Spark O’s Conversation Outside of Baltimore

Winner: Chris Davis #19

From National Discourse

The Why Can’t We Be Friends Award

Winner: Peter f*****g Angelos

There are so many people to thank for all the hard work that went into this special episode. Thanks to

The participating members of the Bird-o-sphere, for both their contributions, and their listening ear.
Jovial Jay Shepard, for lending his voice.
Songs from the Moon, for allowing us to use their great tune as our show’s theme song
You! Thanks for listening – this was a long one. We hope it bails you out of a long commute or something.

Apologies to Baltimorons, for cutting their brilliant clip to pieces. Sorry gents, the time was already insane. We encourage you to check out the clip in its entirety here.

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2 Comments

Chas Stewart says:

July 18, 2013 at 11:15 am

Holy shit. Scott asked “Can I have a rape kit?” after performing the “Model of a Baltimorian Sports Podcaster” and he had every reason to request this. I want to make all of my twitter followers ask the same question so can you archive a cut of just that song??? Please?!

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