Spoiler Alert: this episode has nothing to do with a galaxy far, far away. Unless, of course, you count the one in which the Orioles fail to make a splash in the offseason.
The 2016 offseason is rolling along. The Orioles may not have made a decision on Chris Davis, but as of the start of the Winter Meetings, the team has inked Mark Trumbo and Darren O'Day (maybe?).
It's slow... the Orioles offseason is off to an expectedly slow start. What better time to be mean to otherwise decent Nationals fans, and go Around the Bases?